I saw on the www a re-working of the word ‘rape’ into ‘struggle snuggle’.

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Quite a euphemism, huh. 

Fingers crossed it doesn’t translate into legislated language: 

‘On the count of rape in the first degree, we find the defendant – Not Guilty. 
On the lesser count of a ‘Struggle Snuggle’ – we find the defendant – Guilty. 
Put out your knuckles. 
Take that. 
[whack] 
Don’t do it again.’ 

[yikes…]