I saw on the www a re-working of the word ‘rape’ into ‘struggle snuggle’.


Quite a euphemism, huh. 

Fingers crossed it doesn’t translate into legislated language: 

‘On the count of rape in the first degree, we find the defendant – Not Guilty. 
On the lesser count of a ‘Struggle Snuggle’ – we find the defendant – Guilty. 
Put out your knuckles. 
Take that. 
Don’t do it again.’