I saw on the www a re-working of the word ‘rape’ into ‘struggle snuggle’.
Quite a euphemism, huh.
Fingers crossed it doesn’t translate into legislated language:
‘On the count of rape in the first degree, we find the defendant – Not Guilty.
On the lesser count of a ‘Struggle Snuggle’ – we find the defendant – Guilty.
Put out your knuckles.
Don’t do it again.’