I have loved Danny Trejo for a very long time.
He's not a headliner – but he's a great actor.
And his presence scares the pants off me.

If I thought I was excited about The Expendables (and I still am) I'm wetting myself over Robert Rodriguez's Machete. 

A gunslinging padre played by Cheech Marin (he is still smokin' man!).
Michelle Rodriguez plays an aspirational character (in my eyes) and looks like an action figure come to life.
Don Johnson gets a run (huh?).
Lindsay Lohan's name popped up (yawn).

But get a load of Danny Trejo…
I don't care who thinks my taste is weird.
The guy is hot.  Always has been.  Always will be.