13 Apr 3D TV – THE NEXT REVOLUTION IN PORN
Did you see it coming?
If you didn't, you will!
And you'll be ducking and dodging all over your living room as the 3D experience arrives on your home TV – and revolutionizes the way people watch porn.
It's surprised me that funny and serious sex scenes haven't already popped out at us in some big cinema releases. The horror genre has already taken up the 3D experience with gusto. If someone had the guts to hrow in a comedic sex scene, it spark lots of ideas.
Historically – when you think about stripping, it's pretty much stayed the same since Salome did the Dance Of The 7 Veils for King Herrod in exchange for the head of John The Baptist on a silver platter. (She got it too.) And it wasn't until the late 80s there was any evolution in the stripping industry – then it exploded with the introduction of the pole.
So think about this – you have a 3dTV at your place. You have a few swinging friends over to show off your 3D porn collection. Everyone's wearing nothing but a pair of $100 battery operated 3D TV glasses – and everyone is armed with a dildo-shaped battery operated remote.
We can be proud as a species.
We've come a long way since tossing car keys into a fish bowl at the front door.